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On the first day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, an order for a blood chemistry
On the second day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, much expertise and nothing to do with organic chemistry.
On the third day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 3 GI cocktails, much expertise, and an order for an EKG
On the fourth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, an order for an EKG.
On the fifth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, nurses rushing in, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, some bad news on my EKG.
On the sixth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, ST changes on my EKG.
On the seventh day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, ST changes on my EKG.
On the eighth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 8 rounds of Epi, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, ST changes on my EKG.
On the ninth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 9 rescue breaths, 8 rounds of epi, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, ST changes on my EKG.
On the tenth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 10 french foley catheters, 9 rescue breaths, 8 rounds of epi, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, V-tach on my EKG.
On the eleventh day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 11 chest compressions, 10 french foley catheters, 9 rescue breaths, 8 rounds of epi, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, V-Fib on my EKG.
On the twelfth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 12 defibrillations, 11 chest compressions, 10 french foley catheters, 9 rescue breaths, 8 rounds of epi, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, a flatline on my EKG.
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Christmas Dinner
03:39
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Some snowy morning
You're wide awake now
race down the stairs and to the tree
Your parents smile
Gifts from Santa
You grab for them impatiently
But while you tear, the paper off
I'm sleeping, the alarm turned off
The stores are closed, nothing to do
but wait until, the day is through
And then it's dinner time.
My favorite time
CHORUS
We're going out for dinner [Chinese Food]
We're going out for dinner [Chinese Food]
You can have your Christmas morning [Chinese Food]
But we're going out for dinner [Chinese Food]
The TV's on
Jimmy Stewart
Life ain't so good when it's on loop
my parents doze
yesterday's paper
Christmas is boring if you're a Jew
We while away the passing day
Repeats and a bad parade
No gifts no love nothing to do
We wait until the day is through
And then it's dinner time.
My favorite time
CHORUS
We're going out for dinner [Chinese Food]
We're going out for dinner [Chinese Food]
You can have your Christmas morning [Chinese Food]
But we're going out for dinner [Chinese Food]
The sun has set
but you wouldn't know it
your house is lit like it's on fire
Through your window
I watch you laughing
As you get all your heart's desire
The months that passed all lead to this
The ads, the sales, the naughty lists
You enjoy your day with all your might
And I'll enjoy all 8 of my nights
And then it's dinner time.
My favorite time
CHORUS
We're going out for dinner [Chinese Food]
We're going out for dinner [Chinese Food]
You can have your Christmas morning [Chinese Food]
But we're going out for dinner [Chinese Food]
We're going out for dinner [Chinese Food]
We're going out for dinner [Chinese Food]
You can have your Christmas morning [Chinese Food]
But we're going out for dinner [Chinese Food]
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This Is A Good Day
03:13
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You're still awake when I make it home
Swing shift again but it keeps the heat on
You look tired as I feel and I know not to say a word
It’s just good to have you home
This is a good day
This is a good day
This is a good day
The tree is the kind that folds
It’s showing signs of age but then again so are we
The lights a little dimmer but I don't mind at all
‘Cause I can still see you, and you still look so lovely
This is a good day
This is a good day
This is a good day
It’s our Christmas Day
This is a good day
This is a good day
This is a good day
It’s our Christmas Day
It’s not what we planned when started off together
Stretching so hard to find the ends never meet
And just when I thought you couldn't scream any louder
You whisper my name and it just breaks my heart
You hum as you cook with what’s left in the cupboard
The pipes sing behind you and rattle the out the words
This apartment’s not what we wanted or where we thought we would be,
But I wouldn’t be anywhere else
This is a good day
This is a good day
This is a good day
It’s our Christmas Day
This is a good day
This is a good day
This is a good day
It’s our Christmas Day
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All I Want for Xmas
03:13
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It’s Christmas time again
And just like every year
We’re gonna go to grandma’s house
To spread some yule tide cheer
And even though I know
That grandma’s house is warm
I’m gonna wear that sweater
That she made when I was four
CHORUS
All I want for Christmas
Is a porno and a beer
I’m sick and tired of socks and ties
That I get every year
All I want for Christmas
Is a porno and a beer
The turkey’s always dry
The stuffing’s always bland
My nephew’s always punishing
That unturned baby grand
She always serves a fruitcake
And eighteen types of pie
Take a swig of Pepto
‘N watch It’s a Wonderful Life
CHORUS
All I want for Christmas
Is a porno and a beer
I’m sick and tired of socks and ties
That I get every year
All I want for Christmas
Is a porno and a beer
Every year I wind up with the same old shit
Clothes and DVDs but not a single tit
No more leaving snack out for those damn reindeer
Pretty sure all Santa wants is a nice cold beer
VERSE 3
It’s always one big fight
We all just scream and shout
My Uncle’s always way to drunk
And momma’s all strung out
There’s no love left at grandma’s
Just hatred and mistrust
I’m gonna get a pole next year
And celebrate Festivus
CHORUS
All I want for Christmas
Is a porno and a beer
I’m sick and tired of socks and ties
That I get every year
All I want for Christmas
Is a porno and a beer
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5. |
Hava Nagila
02:54
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[Instrumental]
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