The Twelve Days of Cranqmas
from A Really Good Holiday by The Really Good Pot Roast
lyrics
On the first day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, an order for a blood chemistry
On the second day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, much expertise and nothing to do with organic chemistry.
On the third day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 3 GI cocktails, much expertise, and an order for an EKG
On the fourth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, an order for an EKG.
On the fifth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, nurses rushing in, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, some bad news on my EKG.
On the sixth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, ST changes on my EKG.
On the seventh day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, ST changes on my EKG.
On the eighth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 8 rounds of Epi, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, ST changes on my EKG.
On the ninth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 9 rescue breaths, 8 rounds of epi, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, ST changes on my EKG.
On the tenth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 10 french foley catheters, 9 rescue breaths, 8 rounds of epi, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, V-tach on my EKG.
On the eleventh day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 11 chest compressions, 10 french foley catheters, 9 rescue breaths, 8 rounds of epi, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, V-Fib on my EKG.
On the twelfth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 12 defibrillations, 11 chest compressions, 10 french foley catheters, 9 rescue breaths, 8 rounds of epi, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, a flatline on my EKG.
On the second day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, much expertise and nothing to do with organic chemistry.
On the third day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 3 GI cocktails, much expertise, and an order for an EKG
On the fourth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, an order for an EKG.
On the fifth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, nurses rushing in, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, some bad news on my EKG.
On the sixth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, ST changes on my EKG.
On the seventh day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, ST changes on my EKG.
On the eighth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 8 rounds of Epi, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, ST changes on my EKG.
On the ninth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 9 rescue breaths, 8 rounds of epi, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, ST changes on my EKG.
On the tenth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 10 french foley catheters, 9 rescue breaths, 8 rounds of epi, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, V-tach on my EKG.
On the eleventh day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 11 chest compressions, 10 french foley catheters, 9 rescue breaths, 8 rounds of epi, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, V-Fib on my EKG.
On the twelfth day of Cranqmas, my Cranquis gave to me, 12 defibrillations, 11 chest compressions, 10 french foley catheters, 9 rescue breaths, 8 rounds of epi, 7 smart consultants, 6 medical students, 5 mgs of morphine, 4 baby aspirin, 3 rounds of enzymes, and despite that expertise, a flatline on my EKG.
credits
from A Really Good Holiday,
released December 18, 2012
Co-Written by The Really Good Pot Roast, Dr. Cranquis, and the Cranquistadors (healmybrokenness, brickdancer, randisandlin, and
ConfessionsOfARedhead)
Co-Written by The Really Good Pot Roast, Dr. Cranquis, and the Cranquistadors (healmybrokenness, brickdancer, randisandlin, and
ConfessionsOfARedhead)
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The Really Good Pot Roast is Robert Rubin and Mark Dabney. They're based in New York and Washington, D.C. respectively. We write music across genres. We write music we like to listen to. We hope you like it too. it's Really Good.
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